harmonix1234
Eats Squid
Q - What do you call a Psychic Midget that has escaped from jail?
A - A small medium at large
A - A small medium at large
The Sydney Olympics.So there I was playing FIFA 11 when I noticed that there is an American team called Chicago Fire.
Surely that's in bad taste, naming your team after an horrific event in their home city's history. It's not like you'd ever see a team named The New Orleans Katrinas, London Blitz, San Francisco Big Ones or The New York Jets...
You forgotSome of the best jokes that are on ropes packets that I *cough* pack for lunch.
Were do you take a sick horse? To the horsepital!
Where do you find a one legged horse? Where you left it! BOOM BOOM
Whats a horses favourite sport? Stabletennis!
Hey isn't that the lasso last week? No, Its afraid knot!!
And people say lame jokes are funny
I thought that ended withA polar bear walked into bar and sat down.
He said to the bartender, 'Can i please have a pint of beer, a pakcet of chips.......
..... and a bowl of cashews.'
The bartender replied, 'Why the big pause?'
Lucky you?My wife just came in and said to me'I'm so busy I don't know if I'm coming or going!' I said to her 'judging by the look on your face you're going - cos when you're cumming you look like a fucken down syndrome kid trying to whistle!!'