Plankosaurus
Spongeplank Dalepantski
Fuckwits that are not only inconsiderate enough to not stop and ask if someone is ok, but take it to the next level and hurl abuse at them
Wifey was out on the monthly girls ride when one of her friends ate trail, and ate it hard. Hard enough that she had to be immobilised and her neck held in place for the solid hour plus that it took the Ambos to arrive (not taking a shot at the Ambos btw, I doubt they took any longer than they had to).
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So while my wife is holding her head and another first aider is keeping her calm, some shit speckled Muppet fart comes blasting along on his handy capable ebike and abuses the girls for blocking the trail off. Apparently they were the inconsiderate ones for making sure their friend was safe, since she couldn't be moved and her head was centemeters from the trail. He took it as far as to ride over (that's right, OVER) one of the girls bikes and blast past within inches of my wife while she was holding her friend steady.
Injured rider has made it to hospital, suspected broken ribs and possibly hip as well at this stage and they've ruled out anything spinal thank fark.
Slim chance anyone recognises this master of fuckwittery, but if you do, belt him one for me pretty please. Break his nose at least
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Wifey was out on the monthly girls ride when one of her friends ate trail, and ate it hard. Hard enough that she had to be immobilised and her neck held in place for the solid hour plus that it took the Ambos to arrive (not taking a shot at the Ambos btw, I doubt they took any longer than they had to).
(Edit-pic removed by request)
So while my wife is holding her head and another first aider is keeping her calm, some shit speckled Muppet fart comes blasting along on his handy capable ebike and abuses the girls for blocking the trail off. Apparently they were the inconsiderate ones for making sure their friend was safe, since she couldn't be moved and her head was centemeters from the trail. He took it as far as to ride over (that's right, OVER) one of the girls bikes and blast past within inches of my wife while she was holding her friend steady.
Injured rider has made it to hospital, suspected broken ribs and possibly hip as well at this stage and they've ruled out anything spinal thank fark.
Slim chance anyone recognises this master of fuckwittery, but if you do, belt him one for me pretty please. Break his nose at least
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