Little Things You Hate

[tick]

Old people who say 'bling', in fact anyone one who says it non ironically. It's totes annoying.

But i like using bling
It makes my bike look awsome to the power of rad

 

[stirk]

I guess it's like young'uns making it all wrong when they say cool.....

Chill out man, we're all groovy and hip with the new style culture.

 

[tick]

Chill out man, we're all groovy and hip with the new style culture.

MC Hammer pants are still cool right:whoo:

 

[stirk]

MC Hammer pants are still cool right:whoo:

They do provide lots of air flow.

 

[pink poodle]

MC Hammer pants are still cool right:whoo:

In my small collection of hats i have one by Sombrio that I swear is made from Hammer's pants.

https://fixiebikemarket.wordpress.c...rio-clothing-jerseys-and-caps/sombrio-breaks/

While looking I also found this yellow hat:

https://www.gandrs.lv/en/headwear/5017-summer-cap/

Which (some of you may recall this story) i dropped into a Japanese toilet filled with an enormous poo.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Tradies...

Playing music at 05:30. Thumping around so closely it seems like they are inside the house and you have no choice but to wake up.

Not good enough.

I am going to have to tell my son to be quieter when he gets ready for work.

 

[Haakon]

Jesus... Kids and tradies in one package - thats rough man....

 

[pink poodle]

Tradies...

Playing music at 05:30. Thumping around so closely it seems like they are inside the house and you have no choice but to wake up.

Not good enough.

I am going to have to tell my son to be quieter when he gets ready for work.

Perhaps a no shoes in the house rule? You could provide him with some soft soled slippers..

 

[Dales Cannon]

Perhaps a no shoes in the house rule? You could provide him with some soft soled slippers..

No shoes, no boots. Just noisy...

 

[pink poodle]

No shoes, no boots. Just noisy...

You didn't smack him much when he was young did you? Kids are like elephants...you need to hit them a lot when they are young so they know you love them and will always be on their back for doing the wrong thing.

 

[eastie]

Load some fucked up clown porn on his phone, then message it from his phone to his most messaged mates with a

 

[Knuckles]

LTIH: Working on a Saturday, like today.....ffs why can't wet weekends be busy?

LTIL: Working on a Saturday and finding out the fuckwit BIL has made a random visit to the house.

LTIRL: If the arse-monkey would hurry up and have an aneurysm.

#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt

 

[Boom King]

LTIRL: If the arse-monkey would hurry up and have an aneurysm.

#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt

moorey isn't that bad!

 

[Knuckles]

moorey isn't that bad!

Idjit! An aneurysm is a brain haemorrhage :doh:

No risk there....

#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt

 

[Freediver]

Idjit! An aneurysm is a brain haemorrhage :doh:

No it's not, it's an artery with a bulging wall.

 

[pink poodle]

I think analrism is the real threat.

 

[Spike-X]

When my son has an epic stack coming down Cressy...and I'm too far behind to see it happen.

 

[born-again-biker]

LTIH: Working on a Saturday, like today.....ffs why can't wet weekends be busy?

LTIL: Working on a Saturday and finding out the fuckwit BIL has made a random visit to the house.

LTIRL: If the arse-monkey would hurry up and have an aneurysm.

#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt

It took me fucking ages but I think I got it....BIL = Brother in Law !!! (??)

 

[Boom King]

It took me fucking ages but I think I got it....BIL = Brother in Law !!! (??)

You got it...

 

[moorey]

moorey isn't that bad!

Pfft. You know I AM.