That's the spirit, think of Mrs Poodle seniors fine home cooking. You must have a few less responsibilities now, so you live like a rockstar and do all the stuff we dream about.
She is a great cook. Sadly she is scared of meat. Took her for Brazilian (my favourite place here does excellent vegetarian meals) and she audibly gagged a few times while I was receiving my portions of animal.
I whipped up a sweet for her on the weekend. Bananas foster and one of my personalised cocktails to match. Bananas were ace. I'm used to allowing a flame up to about 2.5m. Her kitchen ceiling is lucky to be that high! Was hard to control the blast...
Ya wanna swap just had to deal with these dumb arses in my rental, they missed 90% of the things on the exit report and what's worse I looked in the corner of the back fence and spotted where termites had been. Then I went inside to fix some of the vertical blinds only to find the keys were left inside form when they got locked outside from the door slamming shut on them. The showers are mouldy as and the neighbours shit me because the grass in their yard is a foot tall, does any cunt have any pride in the way they live these days.
Life is too short to give any fucks about the lawn! Mowed mine (personally) once in the ~13 years I owned that place. Paid a kid to do it twice and my dad used to come round and do it a bit in the early days until he realised I didn't give a fuck...the time I mowed the grass it was mid thigh deep in my concrete courtyard!
As.for agents that don't deliver as property managers, I hear you. A bunch of useless over paid shmucks the lot of them. And don't they get shitty when you point out stuff like "what do you mean you didn't know they had a bird? Did you not see the 6 large cages they left in the house and all the bird shit on the walls???!!!?????" holy fuck bitch now isn't the time to pretend I'm in the wrong here!
