Cardy George
Piercing rural members since 1981
As a die hard Bathurst fan, and owner of an Asthmatic Ute, I totally agree. The best part was seeing one of the fat lumps have it's rear wheel smashed into smithereens.That’s not how this works Morey. You can't just dredge up a post from 2008 and hope that it will invoke that foul mouthed creature. I am in my mid forties now, and don not allow that childish part of me to ……. Crap, I can taste purple again…..
FWARRRRRRK IT. The pig had to sit and watch some of the god damned Bathurst races with his meat sacks father {a die hard [no, no, not that awesome movie, well, the first one was awesome… die hard 7 was wombat poop] ford fan who now laments that oll the fords have a horse ont he front or some shite like that}…. Holy crap it was boring, then, everyone on the hill got chubbies when they started racing forkin SUPER UTES!!!! [scream that in your best toothless redneck hillbilly voice for maximum effect]. Serio-what the fducking-usly stupid vapid knob invented that shit. The pig was stunned into silence as a bunch (a small bunch,the pigs not to sure of the correct term for a small bunch of not race vehicles trying to race but they’re too wide for good overtaking and just not racey at all) of slow arsed stripped down plumbers utes asthmatically puffed black smoke around a race track…. And the pig used his smart phone and smarter trotters to dig up this shite from the website “SuperUtes are based on the popular Ute segment that makes up 18 percent of all new cars sold in Australia.”
Holy fwark!
We, well, you (the pig excludes himself from you hoomens) are gloriously fwarked…..
Mrs George's brother raced a real ute back in the day, before everyone started taking it seriously and all the fun left. Had his knuckles rapped for dropping a burnout on the front straight after a race at Clipsal