I don’t know if it’s been said here before but why the fuck do people constantly stare while you’re working in your front yard?
Like I don’t mean a glance, I mean full rubber necking!
I know my glutes are nice and tight but my skinhead, beard and ugly mug would be enough to turn them off! But no I’m turning heads to the point some are facing the wrong way round while driving past. And look, my front yard is a complete mess after the prick next door “accidentally” poisoned my trees and hedge and the other side the council had to remove my bushes to get to a pipe, so I know it’s not garden envy.
Anyhow I’ve had my rant, now I’m going back to the garden to ogled again