Spanky_Ham
Porcinus Slappius
We are not sure that this should be here, but it should be shared....
Scene : Sydney's newest zoo opened a little bit ago, the pig/meatsock and wife went to check it out.... The three of us had battled shytty children, crowds and as the day approached mid afternoon we were heading towards some time in the reptile/nocturnal area.... we had to make a quick trip past the baboons (which we hadnt seen yet) to get there...
There was a rather large crowd, well, too many people for the pig anyway (ie more than one) and we were happily watching baboons do baboon shyt... Eating, swinging (no, not that kind... well, wait for it) and showing off impressive large red arses..... wait....
There was a large lady about 75 cm away from the fat meatsock with a number of crotch fruit who were just perfect reasons to just end this planets suffering.. let's face it, the meatsock has already consumed way too many resources and pissed them all away on batteries for Sony walkmans..... ahhh
back to the baboons...
A small baboon was making it's way along a ropeway - hand over hand, when the alpha male grabbed it by a dangling foot, smacked it to the gound then proceeded to position it before shagging the crap out of it.... The large lady to the meat socks side was apoplectic as she screamed out "Stop it" [ pig thought she should have proceeded that with HASHTAG but hey] Her kids were stressing the hell out as the large lady turned several deeper shades of red than the baboons arses and was looking around for some zoo staff to... well... not sure.. She was trying to shield her children from the amazing display of baboon shagging - which made the kids want to see more. This culminated in the lady making a hell of a scene of how that should not be allowed to happen in front of children. There was a torrent of spittle coming from her mouth as she DEMANDED someone make it stop!! The surrounding crowd giggled, nervously and backed away. The baboon did eventually stop, and the small baboon who had just been shagged went up to an equally sized baboon friend and started to hump it.... icing on the cake
The pig smirked and pointed out to the now tomato red lady, that's how baboons do..... {almost nailed Zefranks voice too}
She tried to gather up her filthy crotch fruit for a more suitable display of animal sex and left loudly muttering...... the pig turned around and asked a few people who were stunned at the display of the "higher primate" did anyone get that on film (YES! We are old.....we said film and we meant the ladies reaction ) one guy still holding his phone up and recording laughed and said "I got all the hot monkey sex!"
Lady scooping up the multitude of crotch fruit that had apparently come from immaculate conception shot back a "Your all going to hell!" and stormed off...
Laughed all the way through the reptile/nocturnal display
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edited for spelling
Scene : Sydney's newest zoo opened a little bit ago, the pig/meatsock and wife went to check it out.... The three of us had battled shytty children, crowds and as the day approached mid afternoon we were heading towards some time in the reptile/nocturnal area.... we had to make a quick trip past the baboons (which we hadnt seen yet) to get there...
There was a rather large crowd, well, too many people for the pig anyway (ie more than one) and we were happily watching baboons do baboon shyt... Eating, swinging (no, not that kind... well, wait for it) and showing off impressive large red arses..... wait....
There was a large lady about 75 cm away from the fat meatsock with a number of crotch fruit who were just perfect reasons to just end this planets suffering.. let's face it, the meatsock has already consumed way too many resources and pissed them all away on batteries for Sony walkmans..... ahhh
back to the baboons...
A small baboon was making it's way along a ropeway - hand over hand, when the alpha male grabbed it by a dangling foot, smacked it to the gound then proceeded to position it before shagging the crap out of it.... The large lady to the meat socks side was apoplectic as she screamed out "Stop it" [ pig thought she should have proceeded that with HASHTAG but hey] Her kids were stressing the hell out as the large lady turned several deeper shades of red than the baboons arses and was looking around for some zoo staff to... well... not sure.. She was trying to shield her children from the amazing display of baboon shagging - which made the kids want to see more. This culminated in the lady making a hell of a scene of how that should not be allowed to happen in front of children. There was a torrent of spittle coming from her mouth as she DEMANDED someone make it stop!! The surrounding crowd giggled, nervously and backed away. The baboon did eventually stop, and the small baboon who had just been shagged went up to an equally sized baboon friend and started to hump it.... icing on the cake
The pig smirked and pointed out to the now tomato red lady, that's how baboons do..... {almost nailed Zefranks voice too}
She tried to gather up her filthy crotch fruit for a more suitable display of animal sex and left loudly muttering...... the pig turned around and asked a few people who were stunned at the display of the "higher primate" did anyone get that on film (YES! We are old.....we said film and we meant the ladies reaction ) one guy still holding his phone up and recording laughed and said "I got all the hot monkey sex!"
Lady scooping up the multitude of crotch fruit that had apparently come from immaculate conception shot back a "Your all going to hell!" and stormed off...
Laughed all the way through the reptile/nocturnal display
S
edited for spelling
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