Bermshot
Banned
Aus giving India a hiding (at the moment)
Last time I infiltrated SCG I had to buy separate seats for my son and I. I said "no way boy, we'll find somewhere else." Thus we trundled peering into the bleaches and I spied a posse, nice, under the concrete, close to the bar and dunny. But before I realise we are in Indian territory! Next minute they're wearing an aussie cap, they have my boy wrapped in an Indian flag and Tandulkar is smacking us everywhere. But it doesn't stop there, at lunch i'm getting fed pakoras? My boy is hustling me for ice cream money so him and his new-found-mate can do the bolt, and due to Tandulkar smashing us, i'm getting fed more beer!
Last time I infiltrated SCG I had to buy separate seats for my son and I. I said "no way boy, we'll find somewhere else." Thus we trundled peering into the bleaches and I spied a posse, nice, under the concrete, close to the bar and dunny. But before I realise we are in Indian territory! Next minute they're wearing an aussie cap, they have my boy wrapped in an Indian flag and Tandulkar is smacking us everywhere. But it doesn't stop there, at lunch i'm getting fed pakoras? My boy is hustling me for ice cream money so him and his new-found-mate can do the bolt, and due to Tandulkar smashing us, i'm getting fed more beer!