Mate, thats my point! One does not converse in the dunnies, and I'll switch floors to avoid it! Its an eye brow raise or howdy in passing at best! I prefer to simply pretend theyre not there.
I'm up the other end of my building right now.
Exactly, I don't care what noise or smells emanate from your cubicle...just don't talk to me, until after I have returned to my desk. I don't ask for a lot.
would make delivery easy if you were selling parts, just saying... :nod:
But a big risk if you sell dodgy gear, just saying...
Bit awkward if you work with Norm or Dragen...
Don't you ask the person in the next cubicle for toilet paper when it runs out, otherwise you have to do a mad dash to the next dunnie. The worst chunts in the dunnies are rock apes, when they shit their protein powder out it's like an agent orange bomb has gone off.
I swear one of them is Johnny and the other is chopstick. This Johnny guy just feels real familiar. Pls tell me you are not in Melb.
Nearly lost my sh*t as I was browsing RB during number 2 reading this!
Have you been touching him?
Never raise your eyebrows to another man in the toilets...
The long and lonely walk. Best hope you don't drag it back with you.
When they do, you need to make a lot of toilet noise...hand dryer, flush all dunnies, ask for paper, raspberries...everything!
You sell gear in the office? I though corporate accountants did alright without the need to sell drugs! I guess you've got a good captive market for coke.
You can't tell he is from Canberra? It ooooozes...
Flush all toilets now!
