Waaaaaaaaah I want jellylegs to stay cos the name is cute+ it makes me laugh .
1 : Buy a dual cab ute or a decant car rack .
2 : Do some trail work a few days a year is enough
3 : Bury your girlfriend in a ditch if she complains about your bike / riding and find a new one . Remember the story of the old bull and the young bull to give you strength .
3) Don't fuck with the trails. If you can't ride a feature, walk around it, learn to ride it or go & ride somewhere else that's better suited to your ability. Don't destroy trail features because you're a gumby.