If you have been on shifterbikes website you would have seen this hilarious email:
"Here goes nothing Dan , just like we said . today i smashed 120 + kms Fuck me I love being a messenger . I miss it , I love the feeling of owning shit after a hard days work . it reminds me of when i first started like 11 going on 12 years ago can u believe that ? It seems so long ago now when I look back .Honor the work .
Anyways I guess its a an exciting time to be alive as a courier , the fixed scenes has exploded .... i see people rocking there thing and i think " How cool the shits developing " Ive always been a fan of the scene , but to be honest my faith is wavering .
Please google " jump the shark .com " because im afraid my brethren that our hour is it hand.
To be one with the universe .. so cliche .............WANNA KNOW WHY ????????
IM ROLLING EAST to train it half 6 smashed after working it hard to see some cute asian chik
roking "NO BRAKES " rolling home up shallow bourke . So what do i do ? like the dumb c**t friendly guy that i am ? i introduce myself ask her about her frame ...etc etc ( i love seeing girls on fixies BTW ) ... This c**t eyes then looks at me like im trying to lick her ass out and replies in the smugest voice " I bought my frame from a*** w**** " ...... A*** W**** rocks we all know that . I didnt know that buying a frame from a*** was a liscence to go all Rockstar .Get fucked and bin it i say
Im not sure but after speaking 2 a couple of people u might be the chick that binned it a while back .
If that was you ... then its a shame that you didnt get hurt. YOU CAN GET GET FUCKED C**T EYES . NEXT TIME A RIDER ROLLS NEXT TO YOU ( SOMEONE WHO HAS HAS BEEN RIDING 4 EVER AND NOT TRYING 2 FINGER FUCK U BECAUSE U THINK UR AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL BE COOL KK ?
I didnt know bitches rollin at 2 kph had prescence ....... so in closing Im sorry whore c**t fuck who ever u are that im ragging on you .Tell your volvo co workers that u own the "scene" seriously . Go down Brunswick street and get a vegie burger ... but do me a favour please . Please get cleaned up HARD . BTW in case you think im a c**t ... FUK you 2 . wanna step up ?
ill be the Wog skidding 100+ busting 1 hander wheelies 2 bar spins and roking no hander circles FTW . 5 BREAKS in 1 year ... yeah thats right bitches i own"
If you have ever met Dimos, you would realise he is a top bloke and can do all those tricks (no handed backwards circles
) and yer he actually does talk like that.
Anyone know the shop he is talking about? I never see cool frames for sale, I don't wanna buy one, but I want to see evidence of these sorta trendy fixie shops and whatnot.