You know you're a cyclist when...

[Norco Maniac]

You find yourself comparing riding scars with the counter kid at your LBS.

 

[donthucktoflat]

when you can identify every tyre tread in the dirt

... and then estimate the km its done
... and the psi ran

Or you look for your mates that you know are out riding by following the tyre tracks that match their bikes

"2 crossmarks a larsen a minion and a pair of contis? Must be bill mick and joe

 

[Wellsey]

Or you look for your mates that you know are out riding by following the tyre tracks that match their bikes

"2 crossmarks a larsen a minion and a pair of contis? Must be bill mick and joe

My mates think it's crazy that I can pick different tyre prints while on the bike.

 

[wilddemon]

You find yourself comparing riding scars with the counter kid at your LBS.

He just wanted to see how far up your leg he could get!

 

[0psi]

You know you're a cyclist when… you catch yourself reading the word Leopard as 'Leo-pard'.

Gold. Also, despite living in the southern Hemisphere you keep saying it's coming into Spring.

 

[Elbo]

When you grab a shopping trolley at the supermarket and look down and think, 'this bar should be wider.'

 

[charlieking97]

when the worst thing about school is that farkin is blocked on my laptop

 

[cheif_m]

when the worst thing about school is that farkin is blocked on my laptop

i feel your pain, i really do, stupid facebook plugin gets blocked by school thus the whole page....gayyyyyy

 

[charlieking97]

i feel your pain, i really do, stupid facebook plugin gets blocked by school thus the whole page....gayyyyyy

Its terrible. and its even worse when I'm using my phone's internet to get on it, then reception drops out in the brick boxes that are my classrooms

 

[Deleted member FN2187]

you get a bad arse bike lane tat! My leg FTW.

 

[Bjorn]

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You know you're a cyclist when you have a calf like an upended champagne bottle; all the muscle at the top and little spindly ankles.

 

[pharmaboy]

^^^^^^^^^^^ and its got hair on it, so he must be a Man.

 

[Bjorn]

^^^^^^^^^^^ and its got hair on it, so he must be a Man.

We hope. [10 char.}

 

[Sparko]

You know your a cyclist when your wifes legs are hairier than yours ;-)

 

[Urban DH]

when your miss' asks for art work and she comes home to find an old iron horse on the wall instead, not happy! haha

 

[dain2772]

when your miss' asks for art work and she comes home to find an old iron horse on the wall instead, not happy! haha

Was she expecting something more boutique?

 

[Urban DH]

Was she expecting something more boutique?

i presume so yes

 

[cheif_m]

when as a 17 year old in year 12 you spend more time on rotorburn reading absolutely random stuff than you do on facebook doing homework and watching tv

when you get an email every 15 odd minutes from rotorburn, and you mates are like bike. they dont even ask the question, just state thats its bike related.

its taking over my life

 

[donthucktoflat]

Your fav ad on tv is the medibank one.. cos the chick is in a shop that has a yeti dh bike on the floor

 

[Norco Maniac]

when your miss' asks for art work and she comes home to find an old iron horse on the wall instead, not happy! haha

Was she expecting something more boutique?

what could be more boutique than a nice bike hung on the loungeroom wall?

refer to my sig :tape:

and yep, i have my eye on yet another bike....already.