You know you're a cyclist when...

You know you're a cyclist when you buy a house and your main concerns are 1: designing the herb garden around the pump track, 2: where the shopping trolley bike will be parked, and 3: figuring out which trophies will live in the loungeroom or the bike cave.
 
Norco Maniac said:
You know you're a cyclist when you buy a house and your main concerns are 1: designing the herb garden around the pump track, 2: where the shopping trolley bike will be parked, and 3: figuring out which trophies will live in the loungeroom or the bike cave.
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1, not concerned wiht food only bikes
2, not concerned with shopping only bike
3, not concerned with trophies only beating others strava times
 
When there is 7 push bikes ranging from xc to all mountain and two roadies, 4 motorbikes (the weekend warrior, the commuter, the motard and the dirtbike) and a full workshop for the aforementioned bikes so the car has to live outside.
 
MrZ32 said:
Only 7 worth mentioning... and not including my old race specialized fatboy bmx and 3 other old things but have been considering turning one of them into a fixxy
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I'm up to fifteen myself, not including the NOS Adelaide designed and manufactured 80's Vortex the OH built tonight for me so I can try racing it in Retro tomorrow night. No carpet queens here!
 
Bjorn said:
All your clothes are worn out/threadbare/holey, your shoes have holes, but you're wearing new riding gear worth a month or twos rent.
Similar to Violet's post, only despite not owning anything remotely resembling cheap lingeries I don't own any triathlon bras either.
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Pretty exciting way to explain people got nothing and still represent them as lord. Some of friends do that so I will make your comment on them :)
 
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It's likely that I will move to a smaller town/city up north to work when I finish my degree, and the quality and quantity of DH tracks has turned out to actually be a serious consideration for me.
I guess that's a pretty solid "You know you're a cyclist when..."
Nobody wants to give up their passion and hobby, and as much as I want to follow where the work is, I cant put myself in a place where I won't be able to do what I love.

Cairns, Townsville and Bundaberg are on my list of potential places.
I have connections in Bundaberg, but as far as I know, there is no DH scene there in the slightest - and that's downright unfair!

Decisions, decisions.
 
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Looking for a holiday home and only two concerns are a) quality of local trails, and b) some way to convince the wife that it was her idea not mine.
 
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You know you are a biker when this is how you prepare your daughter school:pound:
 
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