You know you're getting old when ...

[crazy-man]

You remember when Australia was good at cricket.

 

[gregb]

Really? Read the very first post of this thread.

When you can't remember back that far.

 

[Knuckles]

When you HAVE a urologist.

 

[Norco Maniac]

When you HAVE a urologist.

when the local GP is the same age as your older kids.

and when the kids you were racing with last night are seven years younger than your youngest.....:yield:

 

[Knuckles]

when the local GP is the same age as your older kids.

Ditto, the wife and I refer to or gp as, Dougie Houser.

When you know who Dougie Houser is.

 

[moorey]

When you had your prostate checked about 15 years ago....

 

[DeBloot]

you can remember a train strike going for so long that the tracks rusted

 

[Knuckles]

When your back is stiffer than your front.

 

[0psi]

You know you're old when you remember the days when bullhorn handle bars on mountain bikes were all the rage.

 

[moorey]

When even this bit of wood I was about to put in the fire, doesn't give me a hard on..

 

[slowmick]

0psi

You know you're old when you remember the days when bullhorn handle bars on mountain bikes were all the rage.

I so desperately wanted a Malvern Star Bushranger from the bike show at the World Trade Centre in Melbourne...

 

[NUMBER5]

When you know what an endo is...........

 

[jett_e]

When playing Downhill Supreme is as close as you get to riding and you still only manage to get 'Too Slow' on most tracks.

 

[barron]

When you can't remember back that far.

when your dementia negates any plagiarism

 

[tubby74]

in an opposite direction - feel young when at a family reunion talking to elderly uncle who tells you about his bike races as a boy, in the 30's

 

[Knuckles]

When you spend more time playing with your son's Lego than he does (or than you spend playing with your wife).

 

[fergo]

When you spend more time playing with your son's Lego than he does (or than you spend playing with your wife).

Your wife likes playing with lego too??

 

[moorey]

Your wife likes playing with lego too??

Just the mini-figs....feels right at home for her....op2:

 

[moorey]

When you're now seeing in class, the pregnant/childbearing adult kids of kids you used to teach....3 generations exposed to Moorey goodness :high5:

 

[Knuckles]

When you're now seeing in class, the pregnant/childbearing adult kids of kids you used to teach....3 generations of job ready bogans exposed to Moorey godlyness :high5:

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