You know you're getting old when ...

[beeb]

YKYGOW you see some of the younger members of staff driving in of a morning and think, "Huh... Didn't realise they were old enough to have a license!" ...before realising they're not even on their P's anymore.

 

[David2406]

YKYGOW I became a Grandfather this week, very exciting times, my little girl is a mum now

 

[cammas]

 

[wkkie]

YKYGOW you do a calf injury.

 

[rockmoose]

YKYGOW you do a calf injury.

.....putting on your socks.

 

[wkkie]

.....putting on your socks.

Not quite... Hopefully that's a ykygRow...

 

[tubby74]

Ykygoq you take your kid to a suburban sports ground you havent been to since your dad took you there at the same age and cant believe how small it is. This place was huge 40 years ago.

 

[gregb]

... cant believe how small it is. This place was huge 40 years ago.

Try to run a lap of the ground, see how much bigger the ground has become.

 

[Slowman]

Not quite... Hopefully that's a ykygRow...

Get yourself osteoarthritis of the hip or knee and that might accelerate things!

 

[wkkie]

Get yourself osteoarthritis of the hip or knee and that might accelerate things!

I'm well on the way with one knee, but hopefully the hips hold up a little longer!

 

[Dales Cannon]

Ykygoq you take your kid to a suburban sports ground you havent been to since your dad took you there at the same age and cant believe how small it is. This place was huge 40 years ago.

Sounds like the cricket ground at my last primary school. Managed to hit a single 6 while a student there. Many many years later I went back while I was still playing first grade. I found I could throw the ball almost from boundary to boundary. Yeah, perspective.

 

[ozzybmx]

YKYGO when you watch the slomo of Lemoines massive CrankWorx jump over the on-off and can only think about the hard landing and blowing out meniscus in your knees

 

[The Duckmeister]

YKYGOW I became a Grandfather this week, very exciting times, my little girl is a mum now

On a similar note, finding out you're going to become a great uncle....

 

[Scotty T]

YKYGO when you watch the slomo of Lemoines massive CrankWorx jump over the on-off and can only think about the hard landing and blowing out meniscus in your knees

Yeah I did that the other day by going on tip toes to find a piece of cat kibble I dropped on top of the fridge, we keep the kibble in a container on top. I'd blow more joints than Cheech and Chong if I did that jump.

 

[The Duckmeister]

YKYGOW you do a calf injury.

When something different hurts every bloody week.

 

[link1896]

When something different hurts every bloody week.

age 8: fell off the bike on bitumen and ground skin off the bone in multiple places and rode 5km home.

Age 40: slept funny, can’t stand straight for days

 

[Dales Cannon]

age 8: fell off the bike on bitumen and ground skin off the bone in multiple places and rode 5km home.

Age 40: slept funny, can’t stand straight for days

The Japenese have a saying "I hurt my back sneezing". Same same.

 

[Ultra Lord]

The Japenese have a saying "I hurt my back sneezing". Same same.

Sneezing transformed my bulging L5/S1 into a beautiful herniation needing surgery.
Sneeze responsibly people!

 

[ashes_mtb]

The Japenese have a saying "I hurt my back sneezing". Same same.

“I shit/piss myself sneezing” would work also.

 

[Dales Cannon]

“I shit/piss myself sneezing” would work also.

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