You know you're getting old when ...

[Norco Maniac]

Bill Cosby said you're getting old when your pubes go grey :behindsofa:

 

[casnell]

Bill Cosby said you're getting old when your pubes go grey :behindsofa:

That assumes you can see them!

 

[Knuckles]

Bill Cosby said you're getting old when your pubes go grey :behindsofa:

Not old! :cheer2:

 

[cobramad]

50... when your mind writes cheques that your body had no hopes of ever cashing..

 

[Ideate]

You didn't pop a panny off every second driveway gutter transition.. Instead you're out concentrating on getting fit

 

[Andrei]

Farts are wet and dreams are dry..

 

[Norco Maniac]

When you're seriously considering racing in a "Powered by Ibuprofen" jersey.

One way from Adelaide to Shepparton by car with frequent stretch stops = half a bottle of herbal anti inflammatories and six nurofen. And I haven't been on the bike yet!

 

[Duane]

When you're seriously considering racing in a "Powered by Ibuprofen" jersey.

One way from Adelaide to Shepparton by car with frequent stretch stops = half a bottle of herbal anti inflammatories and six nurofen. And I haven't been on the bike yet!

I used to use a mix of straight codeine and voltaren to dull the pain of roadracing motorcycles while broken.
But that wasn't age related, more mileage and stupidity.

 

[Norco Maniac]

When despite ibuprofen it takes a full day to recover from the Shepparton to Adelaide run.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

When despite ibuprofen it takes a full day to recover from the Shepparton to Adelaide run.

...when ibuprofen is no longer as good as it used to be.

Perhaps you should consider an upgrade to Voltaren? :boink:

 

[Norco Maniac]

I need something stronger! Still can't hardly walk and embarrassed myself today at the hand clinic, nearly fainted/vomited when the physio was trying to move the knuckles of my busted hand.

 

[Knuckles]

You know you're getting old when........embarassing yourself at the hand clinic doesn't involve tissues and a purchased 29 1/2 minuets wasted. :smow:

 

[Nerf Herder]

Is that what a hand clinic is :hand:

 

[montagna1]

You leave for a ride and turn back after 15 minutes 'cos it's to windy...

 

[eastie]

you buy a cheap set of specs from the chemist to chuck in the riding bag in case you need to look at a map :tsk:

 

[buffthatout]

when you purchase gel grips because oury's are to hard on your hands

 

[binner]

dammn wind

You leave for a ride and turn back after 15 minutes 'cos it's to windy...

hah...now this I truly relate to.

 

[Dylan77]

I'm watching Shaun the Sheep and the farmer keeps reminding me of Steve Peat....

 

[Flow-Rider]

Afaik !

When you have to keep on googling internet acronyms to find out what they mean.

 

[jezzaboogie]

You join a new forum only to discover you are a "vet".