you know you're too drunk when...
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fattyandthepiemakers
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You know your too drunk when you wrap your body up in duct tape and run around the street grabbing shit.
You know your too drunk when you wake up in a make do fortress in your backyard, made out of stolen real estate signs and sticks.
You know your too drunk when you wake up in a make do fortress in your backyard, made out of stolen real estate signs and sticks.
Nathan_
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when you wake up and find the family gold fish floating belly up in your swimming pool.. only to hear your friends explaining it seemed like a good idea the night before..
Deciding to setup your illegal firework display at 11.59pm new years eve, then to find out the garden hose is connected up in front garden. not the back!
Playing "flaming arseholes" (toliet paper game
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trying to open a corona with a lighter, only to find out your knuckles are pissing out with blood from farking it up to much!
holding up a bottle of water and believing there is a goldfish in it.. only to see the video 12 hours later and realise it was your thumb print!
Deciding to setup your illegal firework display at 11.59pm new years eve, then to find out the garden hose is connected up in front garden. not the back!
Playing "flaming arseholes" (toliet paper game
)trying to open a corona with a lighter, only to find out your knuckles are pissing out with blood from farking it up to much!
holding up a bottle of water and believing there is a goldfish in it.. only to see the video 12 hours later and realise it was your thumb print!
PSYCHO-T
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You know you're to drunk when you decide after an hour of being convinced that you will crash at the party you DO decide to sleep, Put a towl over the ice in the bath, a tissue box for a pillow and another towl as a dooner and wake up only slightly wetter then you were (wasnt a happy chappy)
Oh,
You know you're to drunk when you talk to a tree for 2 hours and then go grab a few beers and return to continue talking to this tree to find out there was no tree
i enjoyed that convo with the tree
(wasnt a happy chappy)Oh,
You know you're to drunk when you talk to a tree for 2 hours and then go grab a few beers and return to continue talking to this tree to find out there was no tree
i enjoyed that convo with the tree
sam705
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My mate, (with red hair) started squirting tomatoe sauce onto his head.
We appropriately named him 'saucehead', not completely due to the fact he poured sauce in his hair that night, but just simply because he is a ranga!
When you wear sunglasse's all night at a party, prodominantly outside in the dark, tripping over everything in sight.
You find a pair of old school safety glasse's with yellow frames, and scribble 'beer goggles' on the lense.
You have a mattress from a sofa bed, treking around town in the wee hours of the morning, see the po po about to drive past, you and a few mate's then proceed to stand up, wrap the mattress around you, thinking the po po will mistake you for a garbage bin.
My mate asking a girl to 'show us ya fadge'
We appropriately named him 'saucehead', not completely due to the fact he poured sauce in his hair that night, but just simply because he is a ranga!
When you wear sunglasse's all night at a party, prodominantly outside in the dark, tripping over everything in sight.
You find a pair of old school safety glasse's with yellow frames, and scribble 'beer goggles' on the lense.
You have a mattress from a sofa bed, treking around town in the wee hours of the morning, see the po po about to drive past, you and a few mate's then proceed to stand up, wrap the mattress around you, thinking the po po will mistake you for a garbage bin.
My mate asking a girl to 'show us ya fadge'
Matt H
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Dude... wtf were in those beers?Oh,
You know you're to drunk when you talk to a tree for 2 hours and then go grab a few beers and return to continue talking to this tree to find out there was no tree
i enjoyed that convo with the tree
You know youre high when (all pill induced)
your mate buys you a lapdance and halfway through you get paranoid about how you are going to pay for said lapdance and you run away while the stripper has her box in your face.
The stripclub mentioned above seems like a whole new place and you cant find the door to leave
you cant remember what or how many you had
you think taking the dog for a walk at 5 am in the pissing rain is a good idea.
you are at your mates place at 6 am after a bender asking when we are going to the dam to go wakeboarding and why isnt the boat loaded.
You know you are drunk when
You spew in a pile of dirty clothes on the floor and put them back in the cupoard.
you spew in a taxi and do a runner.
you ride your pushy to nightowl to get another 2 bags of potatoes for the spud gun
you find the spudgun everyone hid from you and keep shooting stuff.
you have no recolection of the spudgun incident.
your mate buys you a lapdance and halfway through you get paranoid about how you are going to pay for said lapdance and you run away while the stripper has her box in your face.
The stripclub mentioned above seems like a whole new place and you cant find the door to leave
you cant remember what or how many you had
you think taking the dog for a walk at 5 am in the pissing rain is a good idea.
you are at your mates place at 6 am after a bender asking when we are going to the dam to go wakeboarding and why isnt the boat loaded.
You know you are drunk when
You spew in a pile of dirty clothes on the floor and put them back in the cupoard.
you spew in a taxi and do a runner.
you ride your pushy to nightowl to get another 2 bags of potatoes for the spud gun
you find the spudgun everyone hid from you and keep shooting stuff.
you have no recolection of the spudgun incident.
mexicans4life
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you know your too drunk when you hook up with a fat chick on a dirt/gravel driveway at a party listening to rhianna ( i no shame on me)
Joel O
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when you decide the rather large pot plant would probably rather enjoy occupying the final spot in the spa...
when you get paranoid about sleeping through your alarm and decide the best place to sleep is the doorstep at work so your boss can wake you up when he arrives
when you get paranoid about sleeping through your alarm and decide the best place to sleep is the doorstep at work so your boss can wake you up when he arrives
KD#23 dh rider
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you know your drunk when..
you run around on a train on the hornsby line, at 11.30 pm telling your mates and everyone else on the train that you are actually the magic sock, and proceed to lick the vodka of the train floor that your mate had just spilt.
you pull down the train maps off said train, and wrap yourself in them, sit down, and truly believe the transit cops cant see you. wel that didnt work out aswell as we had planned.
you run around on a train on the hornsby line, at 11.30 pm telling your mates and everyone else on the train that you are actually the magic sock, and proceed to lick the vodka of the train floor that your mate had just spilt.
you pull down the train maps off said train, and wrap yourself in them, sit down, and truly believe the transit cops cant see you. wel that didnt work out aswell as we had planned.
GravityGuru
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You know you (were) drunk when you wake up naked in an upstairs bathtuband you find your pants downstairs...
davo069069
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you know your drunk when when your mate says i wonder if you can bottle yourself like in the movies and your the first to jump up and say "ill do it" and then spend the night and day in bed with mild concussion.
you know your drunk when you deicide to drink a bottle of jimmy and stay at your mates place for the first time.. then get up to go to the toilet and fall down them not once but twice and then spend the next day in hospital with concussion, and severe busing and badly sprained wrist...
you know your drunk when you deicide to drink a bottle of jimmy and stay at your mates place for the first time.. then get up to go to the toilet and fall down them not once but twice and then spend the next day in hospital with concussion, and severe busing and badly sprained wrist...
'Ross
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She looks normal yet she feels obsurdly large, yet you keep going, Damn you beer goggles!
KD#23 dh rider
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a bit of proof for you
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PSYCHO-T
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um nothing *suss*Dude... wtf were in those beers?
3 days of good times starting from 6.30pm friday - 6.30pm monday
No sleep
alot of beer,
alot of redbull
it was sunday night
at a party
i tend to do stupid shit like that when i drink
like another one
you know you're to drunk when you wake up in a melbourne back packers when last you remember you were safely at home drinking by yourself (yeah i was lonely) and there was no trains that you could of possibly taken, no outgoing-in comming text or calls from people who could of got me there
theres plenty of reasons for why i have quit drinking for a few weeks
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stringbean
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you know your drunk when you wake up to get some food, find all the food that was in the fridge, on the floor, and the fridge full perfectly stacked beer. yet have no recollection of when or how the beer go there.
you know your drunk when you decide its a good idea to walk to a friends house 10km away at 7am, and think youll still get a few hours sleep before the sun comes up....the sun was already up.
you know your drunk when you decide its a good idea to walk to a friends house 10km away at 7am, and think youll still get a few hours sleep before the sun comes up....the sun was already up.
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