My mate, (with red hair) started squirting tomatoe sauce onto his head.
We appropriately named him 'saucehead', not completely due to the fact he poured sauce in his hair that night, but just simply because he is a ranga!
When you wear sunglasse's all night at a party, prodominantly outside in the dark, tripping over everything in sight.
You find a pair of old school safety glasse's with yellow frames, and scribble 'beer goggles' on the lense.
You have a mattress from a sofa bed, treking around town in the wee hours of the morning, see the po po about to drive past, you and a few mate's then proceed to stand up, wrap the mattress around you, thinking the po po will mistake you for a garbage bin.
My mate asking a girl to 'show us ya fadge'