Your favorite "Quote"

[toodles]

I think toodles included some sarcasm there.

Dont think you got the message but ohhh Kayy......

Nope, not sarcastic at all. Nothing ensures the finality of conflict like violence. Nothing.

 

[leitch]

Bleh. Violence has solved more disputes than any other means.

You sure as hell don't get back at the guy sleeping with your ex by yelling at him, that's for sure!

 

[kizza01]

And then the people have no time for unrest because they are too busy trying to rebuild their country. That is political genius. You should be writing the US defence policy

 

[S.]

You sure as hell don't get back at the guy sleeping with your ex by yelling at him, that's for sure!

No doubt, he'd deserve at least a broken eye socket for that.

 

[mrthundacleez]

That one's quite good. I like it

I'm happy to know that other people understand.

 

[joey2902]

not really a quote but a hiku (sp) my friend has on his t-shirt.
hikus are easy,
but sometimes they dont make sense,
refridgerator.

 

[thecat]

When a nation is filled with strife, then do patriots flourish.
Lao Tzu

Seems appropriate with all the southern cross tatts getting around

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
Lao Tzu

Other Lao Tzu quotes make my head spin
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/l/lao_tzu.html

 

[liam2051]

weather you think you can or you think you cant, your right

henry ford, one of the greatest men ever in the automotive industry

 

[mtb1611]

"Nobody puts baby in a corner" Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing

 

[Jon]

No doubt, he'd deserve at least a broken eye socket for that.

Depends on whether it was pre ex or post ex. Post ex=post pics

 

[LowDrag]

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity. - Robert Shaw,Jaws

 

[jirtdumpdan]

'One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it is worth watching'
- Unknown

 

[chrisp2087]

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
Sorry I can't remember the person who said it, but it definately wasn't me.

 

[mtb1611]

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity. - Robert Shaw,Jaws

"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women"...same man.

 

[thecat]

Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?
Friedrich Nietzsche

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[FR Drew]

I know it's a dig but this was a beautiful description of an unattractive girl

Only read this for the first time the other day.

"She was one of those unlucky young females who seem to have been created solely to boost the morale of their nearest competitors. Beside her, no other creature in a skirt could have felt hopeless. It might be kinder not to detail her specifications, but simply to say that for every apparently ultimate disaster in feminine architecture there must be something worse: and she was it."

Leslie Charteris: Trust the Saint, The Intemperate Reformer

 

[McSweeney]

If it is to be, it's up to me.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Groucho Marx

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett

"So the Spice girls have reformed? Shit, the only time I would want to see Geri Halliwell draped in a Union Jack again is if she was killed in battle!" Frankie Boyle

"There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't" George Carlin

"I've got the body of a man half my age. In my fridge" Frankie Boyle

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S Thompson

"Sex education at my school was a muttered warning about the janitor" Frankie Boyle

"I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are." Bill Hicks

 

[Vicious_Fishes]

Only read this for the first time the other day.

"She was one of those unlucky young females who seem to have been created solely to boost the morale of their nearest competitors. Beside her, no other creature in a skirt could have felt hopeless. It might be kinder not to detail her specifications, but simply to say that for every apparently ultimate disaster in feminine architecture there must be something worse: and she was it."

Leslie Charteris: Trust the Saint, The Intemperate Reformer

way to make someone an hero...

 

[smeck]

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S Thompson

Another HST gem

"Buy the ticket, take the ride", and

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" (attributed to Dr Johnson though widely used by HST)