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I have plenty of good knicks, Icebreaker (who use an Assos chamois), 2XU, Skins, etc. and they are fine on long rides, it's backing up long day after long day that's becoming the issue. I'm not really due a rest day just yet but I think I'll need one just to let my crotch recover a bit! I used half the worlds supply of Gurney Goo on my nether regions before tonight's session and that seemed to help things a little.Forget shaving, save the pain and just get some good quality nicks. 5hr rides in my assos nicks and my gooch is fine.
I'm more worried about the other 1%, what the fuck are they doing down there?Right now it's 43% bald vs 56% hairy. I'm flabbergasted! I'm interested in the reactions you guys get when you pull out your bald bits to an unsuspecting woman. They must think you're freaks or seriously underage!
I remember when MANSCAPING was putting on a clean singlet and the good thongs before going to the pub Saturday night.Maybe the average age of most burners means the term
MANSCAPING
Has eluded you lot.
As a guy in his mid thirties I work with a lot of blokes who I consider youngins. It's actually commonplace for them to own a specific set of clippers and spend stupid amounts of money on hair removal techniques.
And their bloody mechanics... Hardly the most metrosexual of professions.
Dipsticks.Maybe the average age of most burners means the term
MANSCAPING
Has eluded you lot.
As a guy in his mid thirties I work with a lot of blokes who I consider youngins. It's actually commonplace for them to own a specific set of clippers and spend stupid amounts of money on hair removal techniques.
And their bloody mechanics... Hardly the most metrosexual of professions.
I think that's what you meantLOL...... I think it's time for the BIG Rotorburn night out so we can put some scrotums to the comments...
And we could make it a black tie event and call itLOL...... I think it's time for the BIG Rotorburn night out so we can put some faces to the comments...
Ball dreads. You're talking about dreaddies on your gonads?If your ball and leg hair gets long enough, when sprinting from a seated position it sometimes plaits itself. Then when you get off the bike you'll be walking like a penguin. You can say I'm wrong but that just means your ball hair isn't long enough yet. In extreme situations the plait creates a braid straight past the perineum and up the arse crack. This combined with your carb loading program will have you sweating like a crack addict trying to get a pair of scissors to do their thing in a filthy portaloo at the end of your next 100k event. Not that this has ever happened to me, I've just heard about it happening to other blokes and some hormonally challenged women.
Pretty long but the memory can play tricks you know... Smooth as since about 20 yo. As for "what do women think?" questions, they think exactly the right thing and know exactly what to do...Ball dreads. You're talking about dreaddies on your gonads?
How long is your ball hair!
Point and giggle?As for "what do women think?" questions, they think exactly the right thing and know exactly what to do...
pretty much. I take to my bike-racing hairy Scotsman OH's man-haggis with the hairdressing scissors occasionally but I'd have nothing to grab onto in the throes of passion if he waxed. And I do so love his Elvis sideburnsPoint and giggle?