Ad campagains you wish existed and general bike snobbery

[Ivan]

Giant - because nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms......

We missed you in the other thread.

 

[Boom King]

Trek - because nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms......

Cheer up johnny.

 

[pharmaboy]

Cannondale - when you have a crush on the bike shops owner

 

[stirk]

Giant, perfecting the price hike since 2015.

 

[stirk]

Giant, giving you 16% more than last year.

 

[madstace]

Rotorburn - not letting threads die when they should have a long time ago....

 

[mitchy_]

Trek, gives the rider delusions of grandeur.

 

[Ivan]

TREK: used to be MADE IN AMERICA

 

[The Duckmeister]

Trek: Because that's what you'll be doing when your bottom bracket falls out.

 

[link1896]

Specialized: You'll be seeing a specialist after the headtube brakes off the front triangle

 

[Knuckles]

Giant........chip on your shoulder?

 

[Art Vanderlay]

Giant......crack in your top tube

 

[Dozer]

Trek - Welcome roadies to your "flash in the pan" one month cross over to mountain biking. Enjoy the fire roads folks!

 

[pink poodle]

Enve, because you can.

 

[Duane]

ENVE, because removing tires and gaffer tape to adjust a spoke is the best idea ever.

 

[pharmaboy]

Enve - where pride and avarice intersect

 

[oliosky]

Downhill Mountain Biking - and you thought road bike riders were serious about colour matching their outfits and accessorising.

 

[slippy]

Giant........chip on your shoulder?

LOL

Giant....inferiority complex?

 

[Knuckles]

Downhill - because let's face it, everyone wants to wear their jimjams to the office.

 

[Knuckles]

MONDRAKER