Ad campagains you wish existed and general bike snobbery


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Giant - kind of like marrying a hooker

Roadriders on mountain bikes - obvious the moment they hog the track and don't say a word

70 year old white glove wearing Asian dudes on their 700c external butted, drop top tube rust bucket 12 speed steel warriors - livin till they're 108 ( I helped one with a flat the other week)

Cadel - could still kick you're ass whilst riding a 1999 Apollo Cheetah


Wheel size expert
Fox. " we sweep up the factory floor and tip it into the oil, y'all come back every 100 hours you hear"

bitter? Fucking never.
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I'll tells ya!
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Giant - because nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms......