Dicky
Punter God
A man takes his girlfriend along when picking up his new sports car.
On the way home, she turns to him and says, "If you can do 100km/h, I'll take my top off."
No worries. Foot goes down, top comes up.
A few minutes later she turns to him again and says "If you can do 200km/h, I'll take my panties off."
The guy is in an 80 zone - 100 is no problem, 200 is a different story.
But he thinks hell, why not.
Up goes the speedo, down go the pants.
Swerving in and out of traffic at well above twice the speed limit with your naked missus next to you is no easy task...
he soon gets distracted and takes his eyes off the road, loses control through a corner and slides off into a ditch, where the car rolls, trapping him.
With no seatbelt on to get undressed, she is miraculously thrown clear, and lands in a nice soft hedge.
She promptly gets up and runs back to the car...
"Oh my god darling, are you OK?"
"Yes, but I'm trapped. You'll have to go get help."
"But I'm NAKED. I can't just ask somebody for help."
"Well... take one of your shoes off, and hold it up in front of you."
So off she walks, holding a shoe in front of her nether regions.
Soon she arrives at a petrol station. She goes in, walks past several astonished customers, up to the counter and says
"You have to help me! I've just been involved in an accident and my boyfriend's trapped!"
The clerk takes a look at her, and a look down at the shoe, and promptly says...
"I'm sorry ma'am, he's too far in, there's nothing we can do."
On the way home, she turns to him and says, "If you can do 100km/h, I'll take my top off."
No worries. Foot goes down, top comes up.
A few minutes later she turns to him again and says "If you can do 200km/h, I'll take my panties off."
The guy is in an 80 zone - 100 is no problem, 200 is a different story.
But he thinks hell, why not.
Up goes the speedo, down go the pants.
Swerving in and out of traffic at well above twice the speed limit with your naked missus next to you is no easy task...
he soon gets distracted and takes his eyes off the road, loses control through a corner and slides off into a ditch, where the car rolls, trapping him.
With no seatbelt on to get undressed, she is miraculously thrown clear, and lands in a nice soft hedge.
She promptly gets up and runs back to the car...
"Oh my god darling, are you OK?"
"Yes, but I'm trapped. You'll have to go get help."
"But I'm NAKED. I can't just ask somebody for help."
"Well... take one of your shoes off, and hold it up in front of you."
So off she walks, holding a shoe in front of her nether regions.
Soon she arrives at a petrol station. She goes in, walks past several astonished customers, up to the counter and says
"You have to help me! I've just been involved in an accident and my boyfriend's trapped!"
The clerk takes a look at her, and a look down at the shoe, and promptly says...
"I'm sorry ma'am, he's too far in, there's nothing we can do."
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