Little Things You Hate

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Currently watching a mad scramble for the gate and they haven’t even opened for boarding.

There’s even a guy with a neck pillow and it’s a one hour flight for fucks sake.

At least I’m in an exit row so I have some separation from these fuckwits.
I don't know about the rest of you, but fuck air lines for auctioning off those exit row seats to the first in with extra cash. Every time I fly some fuckwit I know I can't trust in am emergency has their fat arse planked in that row! I liked the old way when the check in team would pick someone suitable at the counter.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Some arsehole using up the last of the toilet paper and me not noticing till I’m compromised. Fml
Wash your arse in the sink!!!

Try the cat/ferry from Parramatta to the city. What complete f*cken pigs get on that thing.

At Parramatta pier everyone is sitting around quietly waiting for a ferry. Once there's one near it's a complete feral invasion. No consideration for kids, elderly or anything except getting their pig arse to the "front" of the queue.

Not a good crowd.
That is almost every popular Ferry out of circular quay, especially on a Sunday. And a lot of trains too. Good old Morisset and Cardiff stick out in my mind as stations particularly populated by fuck wits. The sort who block your egress and stare at you as though you're an idiot for being in their way. And buses...fuck me some fuckwits catch buses!!!
 

stoo

Likes Dirt
I don't know about the rest of you, but fuck air lines for auctioning off those exit row seats to the first in with extra cash. Every time I fly some fuckwit I know I can't trust in am emergency has their fat arse planked in that row! I liked the old way when the check in team would pick someone suitable at the counter.
I think it's tops, last time we went to Europe we paid $100 extra for exit seats and they were available for both flights there and both flights home. When I used to fly a lot for work, and before we flew bizzo class I'd check in waaaay early to request an exit seat.
The real cunts are those who recline their seats all the way during the day!
 

Dales Cannon

lightbrain about 4pm
Staff member
Those people tend to find my shoulder unexpectedly in their face. Stepping down off the train helps with momentum too.
Bugger when you are accidentally a bit unsteady on your feet. I had a young Japanese guy try and show off in front of his girlfriend by pushing in. Pretty much unheard of in Japan so clearly a macho move on his part. He was pretty much my height but with me holding 25kg of luggage I outweighed him by maybe 50kg. I may have dropped that shoulder too, a bit, weight of the luggage you understand. Poor bastard ended up flat on his back staring at the roof while I alighted without care. His girlfriend joined that carriage but the boyfriend went elsewhere.
 

scblack

Leucocholic
Haha, yeh plenty of commuters have walked themselves into my solidly planted hip and shoulder. Rugby skills and timed weight distribution will mean most will bounce nicely away.
 

Oddjob

Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
I used to date a girl that specialised in escorting infants and toddlers on long haul. She was doing regular trips to Europe and America with the tiny tots while mum and dad kicked back in first class. There isn't enough money in the world...
Do you still have her number?
 

Flow-Rider

Burner
Minors under 5 normally can't be put on an airline solo, I used to see carers with kids even above the age of 5 when I was flying around Australia for work. I'd be reluctant to put any kid under 16 on a plane flight by themselves, lots of dodgy fucks around these days.
 

hifiandmtb

Sphincter beanie
Minors under 5 normally can't be put on an airline solo, I used to see carers with kids even above the age of 5 when I was flying around Australia for work. I'd be reluctant to put any kid under 16 on a plane flight by themselves, lots of dodgy fucks around these days.
I think you missed the statement where the PARENTS ARE ALSO ON THE SAME DAMN PLANE!
 

cokeonspecialtwodollars

Fartes of Portingale
Because her sitting on a plane emits huge amounts of unnecessary carbon.
So serious question then, with all other things being equal how much extra carbon does her presence cause? Assuming that the plane was going to fly if she was on it or not and the seat would have been empty if she wasn't occupying it and yes I do get that it is mainly about the principle and if enough people chose not to fly then eventually supply and demand would reduce the number of planes in the air but I can't find a lot of data on the webz detailing carbon emissions of full vs. empty aircraft.
 

scblack

Leucocholic
Just Google it:

http://www.traveller.com.au/how-much-does-your-air-travel-add-to-carbon-emissions-10gr4a

16t Syd-Lon return. You do realise that a plane uses fuel per passenger yeah? It doesn’t defy physics.

And we have no CO2 budget left.

We are screwing our kids.

But hey, let’s keep doing it. Why not eh?
Seeing you are so worried about screwing our kids over.

You just built a brand new house. How many tonnes of CO2 are created in the process of building a new house? Even the most environmentally friendly house takes 10-20 YEARS to recoup the CO2 generated from building it.

Was this new house of yours made of glass?
 
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