Little Things You Hate

Seeing the same job you’ve applied for about 5 times over the last decade and “almost” got and knowing you're going to apply again - knowing full well it will be as equally as humiliating this time but doing it anyway because the job would bloody rock.
 
Fake tan is never a good look, but when it is going splotchy and running down your legs...it's even worse.

And for fucks sake!!! If your wet shit arse shaggy dog shakes the dog water on me again I may say some nasty words. Maybe...
 
When will I learn to shave in anticipation of iv port sticky pads? This is the worst part

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When will I learn to shave in anticipation of iv port sticky pads? This is the worst part

I had to have a pump into a chest port for 2 days at a time and the nurse laughed at me for shaving the area before I went in. how the hell else would it stay taped down for 2 days on a wookie?
 
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