Avert your eyes beer lovers! I must have thrown out somewhere between 200 and 300 bottles of beer over the last week, close to 200 today alone. All of them out of date and quite a few of them out of date while I was away. It's nice of your colleagues to ensure you have plenty of work when you get back I guess...? Anyway I'm pumping all these empties into the recycling bin and one of the last fuckers pings off the pile and explodes all over the fucking entry that I use pretty much every time I come to work. I sweep up real big because I do not want a puncture from this mess but I know there is a piece out there waiting for me.
I also stink of stale beer and sweat. A lively lager gave me a big Bertha blasting just before lunch.
And now I am about to ride home in a motherfucker of a rain storm.