moorey
serial meme abuser
Nice. Cockies haven’t shown interest in wrecking the place thankfully, other than occasionally nipping off a chunk of the grape vine for no reason.
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hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
That pergola looks delicious!
moorey
serial meme abuser
Straw bale walls, all the windows are cedar, but having a dog inside probably helps. She has done a ton of damage herself, biting at the window frames when we are at home if she sees a wallaby or kangaroo close to the house
pink poodle
Our man isn't in the West
You need to kill one...brutally, like a persecution. Then hang the corpse out as a message to the other cockatoos.
moorey
serial meme abuser
Many of our doors look like this, courtesy of said dog when she was younger and gave fucks. Not going to replace until she’s gone, she still occasionally takes umbrage to a wallaby a few feet from the door separated by glass. I think they just taunt her sometimes.
dirtdad
Likes Dirt
No way! Birds remember. You'll make enemies for life. Just show them the neighbours place has heaps better tasting joinery. Or thrown a bunch of seed near their back door whenever they go out.
SummitFever
Eats Squid
You indeed have. A rural neighbour once came home after a holiday to find their rear cedar sliding door 'smashed' to pieces and the glass to both panels broken. Their initial thoughts were that they had been robbed but the giveaway as to the culprits was the fact that the 'robbers' took the time and effort to turn all of the wood into matchstick sized pieces instead of just smashing the window and walking straight through.I’ve doomed myself to Cockie damage now, after saying they’ve never bothered the house in 17 years, haven’t I?
SummitFever
Eats Squid
Maybe I misread. Are you talking about damage to the opposite side to your arse bruise pic? eg. some sort of biking 'tank-slapper', 'cockie meets stem/top-tube' or some other frontal impact?I’ve doomed myself to Cockie damage now, after saying they’ve never bothered the house in 17 years, haven’t I?
moorey
serial meme abuser
I swear....you’re all just trying to get me an enforced Rotorburn holiday
Minlak
would blow a manky old hobo for $20
We need solidarity - at 6pm Eastern Summer time today if we all post our arse pics "The Man" can't ban us all.......I swear....you’re all just trying to get me an enforced Rotorburn holiday
moorey
serial meme abuser
A 'moon-in' if you will...
Minlak
would blow a manky old hobo for $20
Click like on this reply if you are "IN" for the rebellion led by our fearless leader's arse
Let's gauge the status of the rebellion against our overlords
moorey
serial meme abuser
We can storm the Crapitol!
Jpez
Banana Split
I was involved in the building of very large house in the Dandenongs years ago. Installed all the cedar windows and doors over the Thursday and Friday.
Came back on the Monday and every single one of them had been eaten and fucked by the cockies over the weekend.
It was something like 100k worth of joinery and double glazing that had to be ripped out and replaced.
pink poodle
Our man isn't in the West
Doing stocktake...in the cool room... thermostat says 2 degrees. I finally feel fresh
pink poodle
Our man isn't in the West
That's why you need to go big with the murder!
My last dog caught a minor bird once...I didn't have minor birds around the house for about 18 months afterwards. Judging by the mess she really did put on a show for the other birds!
Oddjob
Can hench anywhere any time
OoOoOoOohhh was it an Indian minor. I have dreams of shredding some of them with rock salt shotgun cartridges.
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pink poodle
Our man isn't in the West
It was. I had tried a variety of harm free methods without success. They used to come into my house and get at the dogs' bowl. One day the Kerry Blue Terrier was faster than the bird.
I can't recall the cat ever catching one either.
A girl friend from many years back had a father who capped many of them with a slug gun. After he cleaned up his premises he decided to help a few neighbours out anonymously. He was so good at his new found hobby that he found himself sneaking onto their rooves while they were out to dispose of the evidence.
I don't condone such actions and am personally against fire arms, but it was amusing.
