Could the porker get porked?I hope you have been to a family planning clinic @Spanky_Ham ? After being so close to such a powerful and virile man there is a significant chance you are pregnant.
The porker got porked.Could the porker get porked?
You saw the red car!!!Could the porker get porked?
#dumbcunce - They are out there!I've watched this one about 10 times
Yeah, Me !#dumbcunce - They are out there!
Hopefully you had the presence of mind to flip her the bird and swear profusely at her.Yeah, Me !
Pulled out of my driveway this morning, there's a 35kph sign that blocks my view of traffic to the right, little old lady in a small silver car comes to a halt 2m short of T-boning me. 100% my fault
She must only have been doing ~40kph and hugging the verge, most likely scared the crap out of her
whoops... good to have these frights every now and then to keep you on your toesYeah, Me !
Pulled out of my driveway this morning, there's a 35kph sign that blocks my view of traffic to the right, little old lady in a small silver car comes to a halt 2m short of T-boning me. 100% my fault
She must only have been doing ~40kph and hugging the verge, most likely scared the crap out of her
Sounds like she needed a headlight kicked in.Hopefully you had the presence of mind to flip her the bird and swear profusely at her.