Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
What a pack of fucken savages.
It was raced in the EWS by Matt Stuttard as a privateer quite successfully last year finishing 19th overall. I reckon they look nice and good value for the price too.Matt Simmonds (Cannondale Test Pilot) is going to be on one this year, he can definitely haul so it will be interesting to see how it goes
The design is already busy around the bb area because of the shock and link placement so it carries the motor well, and the battery is integrated into the down tube pretty neatly.Can you please point out the good looking bit?
Fuck that’s horridI know which one wasn't lazily styled
People seem to need instant gratification and hate having to go through any struggle/effort to get good at anything. Its not just ze Germans. My local trails are full of emtb fuckwads preaching the whole "but i can ride further in the same time period" bullshit. You cunts arent riding harder though are ya? You're still portly fkn middle aged blokes who havent raised a sweat and skid, stiff armed, into every corner with your 30kg battery bikes. No amount of santa cruz "E" is gonna make up for your ineptidude and lack of moderate fitness. Just learn to pedal FFS.Flow Mountain Bike have such a hard on for eMTBs. Also, how can Focus be selling more eMTBs than regular ones? Are Germans lazy fucks these days or are their normal mtbs just plain shit?
Tell us how you really feelPeople seem to need instant gratification and hate having to go through any struggle/effort to get good at anything. Its not just ze Germans. My local trails are full of emtb fuckwads preaching the whole "but i can ride further in the same time period" bullshit. You cunts arent riding harder though are ya? You're still portly fkn middle aged blokes who havent raised a sweat and skid, stiff armed, into every corner with your 30kg battery bikes. No amount of santa cruz "E" is gonna make up for your ineptidude and lack of moderate fitness. Just learn to pedal FFS.
The biggest problem is that many of us ride both...ohhh the horror we are both emtb riders (lazy, ignorant useless) and proper mtb people..... so I guess it depends on what day you see me on the trails!People seem to need instant gratification and hate having to go through any struggle/effort to get good at anything. Its not just ze Germans. My local trails are full of emtb fuckwads preaching the whole "but i can ride further in the same time period" bullshit. You cunts arent riding harder though are ya? You're still portly fkn middle aged blokes who havent raised a sweat and skid, stiff armed, into every corner with your 30kg battery bikes. No amount of santa cruz "E" is gonna make up for your ineptidude and lack of moderate fitness. Just learn to pedal FFS.
Yep, they sullied the good name of the classic Heckler!I feel bad for all the classic SC Hecklers having to share their name with this monstrosity.
Imagine driving around with that Lapierre abortion on top of a Citroen... you’d almost want to drive it into the garage door.No, it's horrid. Ugly bike personified. When the French get it wrong, they really get it wrong.
I reckon' I'd feel pretty flat after I'd sold my soul.Imagine driving around with that Lapierre abortion on top of a Citroen... you’d almost want to drive it into the garage door.
Rob Roskopp didn’t seem overly enthusiastic about the Heckler in his PB interview with Mike Levy, unless he’d gassed up with a few cones beforehand?
How to wreck an iconic bike name, shame on you Santa Cruz.Imagine driving around with that Lapierre abortion on top of a Citroen... you’d almost want to drive it into the garage door.
Rob Roskopp didn’t seem overly enthusiastic about the Heckler in his PB interview with Mike Levy, unless he’d gassed up with a few cones beforehand?
Agreed, perhaps SC is intentionally using the name to create a “spiritual” connection to somehow legitimise it. If so, it’s closer to a Bronson, but should have been given a new name regardless.How to wreck an iconic bike name, shame on you Santa Cruz.