I understand your point, but I had several people look at the wheel here, I explained the situation in which it happened, and all agreed that the only explanation was that it was due to a poor build/poor spoke tension. I have no reason to lie to my LBS about what happened, but CRC were not willing to accept the truth.
I bought a wheelset off CRC last year. Absolute bargain and less than half of what I would have paid locally (free postage)
It said on the blurb (which I read) that I should have the tension checked after a couple of running in rides, which is what I did.
My guy said that the tensions weren't great - a bit hit and miss
He said I wouldn't want to be hucking off anything with the tensions the way they were.
For the bargain price, I was happy that with a spoke tension I was ready for anything.
Ready to roll in CRC speak means you don't have to put them together yourself. Doesn't mean they'll replace it if you taco the wheel. Like they say - run the wheels in, then get them checked.
Honestly, buying online needs to be undertaken with a due diligence clause.
You're getting a bargain, but with that bargain is the acceptance that it doesn't come with all the benefits of your LBS.
edit. Yeah, maybe it was after one ride. Anyway, the blurb isn't there to wipe your bum on. It's there to read.