Twenty quality MTB threads by Christmas or Santa gets it....

[Tubbsy]

I have to update this. There’s been a few more threads since I last did it.

This is a good opportunity however to let everyone know that our resident oinker @Spanky_Ham has donated a couple of original, never worn Farkin.com t-shirts which will be up for grabs for third and fourth picks out of Santa’s er, sack.

True collectors’ items these.

 

[Dales Cannon]

...out of Santa’s er, sack.

I think kangaroo scrotums would make better purses.

 

[Tubbsy]

I realise there’s probably a few mtb families out there tonight absolutely packing it about this. But the good news is that we made it. More than twenty amazing mtb threads were started, and I pleased to let you know that Santa will be doing the rounds. Assuming you’ve been nice, you should be fine.

I’ll update the list of eligible entries soon as there’s a few more. We’ll draw our winners as soon as the mod santas sober up.

Have a good one folks!

 

[yuley95]

I realise there’s probably a few mtb families out there tonight absolutely packing it about this. But the good news is that we made it. More than twenty amazing mtb threads were started, and I pleased to let you know that Santa will be doing the rounds. Assuming you’ve been nice, you should be fine.

I’ll update the list of eligible entries soon as there’s a few more. We’ll draw our winners as soon as the mod santas sober up.

Have a good one folks!

Great initiative mods. Love the content it generated. Cheers!

 

[Jpez]

Oi! When does Spanky get his voucher??

 

[Dales Cannon]

Oi! When does Spanky get his voucher??

We have to wait until @Tubbsy gets back from his trip to the Bahamas.

 

[Tubbsy]

Soon my people

 

[beeb]

Soon my people

 

[Jpez]

Soon my people

Didn’t Jim Jones say something similar to his ‘people’???

 

[Spanky_Ham]

Oi! When does Spanky get his voucher??

Screw the voucher, we just learnt that there is such a thing as a "Chiko handy holder".......

Chiko
Handy
Holder

S

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[pink poodle]

Screw the voucher, we just learnt that there is such a thing as a "Chiko handy holder".......

Chiko
Handy
Holder

S

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Isn't this the device that chiko fanatics use to wank off with while the grease on the holder is still warm after consuming the chiko?

 

[Spanky_Ham]

Isn't this the device that chiko fanatics use to wank off with while the grease on the holder is still warm after consuming the chiko?

You do you, we'll do us..... Don't kink shame. And anyway, the Chiko bag is well lubed with Chiko juices.....

S

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[Dales Cannon]

Screw the voucher, we just learnt that there is such a thing as a "Chiko handy holder".......

Chiko
Handy
Holder

S

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[pink poodle]

Yep that's the inevitable! Is there a grip gauge adjustable version?

You do you, we'll do us..... Don't kink shame.

i shall do me! Not many alternatives. Never a kink shall be shamed.

 

[Spanky_Ham]

Kung Fu grip ......

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[Dales Cannon]

Yep that's the inevitable! Is there a grip gauge adjustable version?




i shall do me! Not many alternatives. Never a kink shall be shamed.

I hope they do a 'wider' version for those with big appetites.

 

[pink poodle]

Is there a way to wall mount thus? Particularly on tiles in a wet area...

 

[Spanky_Ham]

I hope they do a 'wider' version for those with big appetites.

One Chiko at a time! We buy in bulk, but stretch it out between hits... Or you'll end up jonesing for more....

S

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[pink poodle]

One Chiko at a time! We buy in bulk, but stretch it out between hits... Or you'll end up jonesing for more....

S

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Chasing the illusive chiko dragon!

 

[Jpez]

Wait what. I’m confused. Did @Tubbsy send Spanky a chicko handy holder instead of a voucher???