You know you're getting old when ...

[hellmansam]

When you can remember chucking a new model bike in the workstand to figure out what's the big deal with Hyperglide, is it just marketing wank or is there a real improvement. Trying the most brutal shifts to see what it could stand up to

 

[tubby74]

went to renew licence today, it took about 10 minute and only that cos they do it manually when they let you do it for 10 years. Anyone else remember the days of 2 hour queues at the RTA?

 

[tubby74]

got a haircut today, she asked if I normally have a comb over. I'm hoping that this was just a lack of vocabulary in describing a side parting.

 

[pink poodle]

got a haircut today, she asked if I normally have a comb over. I'm hoping that this was just a lack of vocabulary in describing a side parting.

It is also the name of a trendy hair style for whacky youngsters.

 

[slowmick]

You get blank looks in the office saying that Back in Black was the first song on side two of the album so they were in a way "back"...

 

[Nerf Herder]

When your $15 hairdresser taps your noggin and keeps repeating “you very thin on top” in a Short Round ... Temple of Doom voice ... told her my hair was thick elsewhere ... she then looked at my nostrils

 

[davehirst]

You spend the day fabricating foot pegs, so you can turn your nekid bike into a cruiser because of your sciatica

 

[tubby74]

Thought my 6 year old might struggle today for school, got home from bryan adams concert at 12.30. Guess who had to wake dad up for school. In my defence he was 5 minutes before the backup alarm i had scheduled

 

[creaky]

Thought my 6 year old might struggle today for school, got home from bryan adams concert at 12.30. Guess who had to wake dad up for school. In my defence he was 5 minutes before the backup alarm i had scheduled

Pretty sure you knew you were getting old when you booked a ticket to a bryan adams concert anyway

 

[tubby74]

Pretty sure you knew you were getting old when you booked a ticket to a bryan adams concert anyway

18 til I die you young whippersnapper. now get off my lawn

 

[tubby74]

drove past my old school. 6 year old asks "did you have school photos back then". Yes we did. "but were they in colour?"

 

[Calvin27]

A work colleage was fascinated to see a real life floppy disk today (the cd sized ones). I explained to them some self made bs about how they are called floppy disks because they were floppy to handle.

 

[moorey]

...you have absolutely no idea what is going on here...
Ice cream enthusiast?

 

[moorey]

Someone clearly pranked 9 news...or was fired and going out in style.
https://www.9news.com.au/national/n...n-police/7000a570-6c2b-4f12-9235-bddce4d78bb0

 

[Boom King]

...you have absolutely no idea what is going on here...
Ice cream enthusiast?
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You wouldn't understand.....

No vegan or dairy free garbage.....

Don't be a cunt.

 

[Calvin27]

That's a quality FB page.

 

[moorey]

You wouldn't understand.....

No vegan or dairy free garbage.....

Don't be a cunt.

I would eat moo juice before giving up being a chunt. It’s the hill I’ll die on.

 

[droenn]

I must be getting old because I found myself thinking "where do I buy knitwear?" this morning.

So, where do I?

 

[Ultra Lord]

Your just trying to fit in at the next thy art is murder gig

 

[moorey]

I must be getting old because I found myself thinking "where do I buy knitwear?" this morning.

So, where do I?

If you’re truly old, your wife will be knitting it as we speak.