Seanuts perhaps?dilemma said:...but for most of my childhood I thought that peanuts grew on the ocean floor.
[What am I doing?! Shut up now girl!! ]
Seanuts perhaps?dilemma said:...but for most of my childhood I thought that peanuts grew on the ocean floor.
[What am I doing?! Shut up now girl!! ]
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha these are absolute pissers keep em comingArete said:My ex was blonde and we were walking up the dodgy tunnel the end of Broadway (in Sydney) one night and this seedy dealer guy came up to us:
Dealer: "Hey, want two trips for $30?"
Blonde ex: "Where to?"
Me: Raucous laughter.
The dealer got scared and ran away.
Also, in my first year biology prac we were doing that swab the inside of your mouth and look at the cells under a microscope experiment, and a blonde up the back of the lab put her hand up and called the professor over.
Blonde: "What's that wiggly one there"
Professor:"That, my dear is a sperm cell. Did you enjoy your lunch break?"
She ran out of the lab and I never saw her again.
now thats goldennick said:hahahahahahahahahahahahaha these are absolute pissers keep em comingArete said:My ex was blonde and we were walking up the dodgy tunnel the end of Broadway (in Sydney) one night and this seedy dealer guy came up to us:
Dealer: "Hey, want two trips for $30?"
Blonde ex: "Where to?"
Me: Raucous laughter.
The dealer got scared and ran away.
Also, in my first year biology prac we were doing that swab the inside of your mouth and look at the cells under a microscope experiment, and a blonde up the back of the lab put her hand up and called the professor over.
Blonde: "What's that wiggly one there"
Professor:"That, my dear is a sperm cell. Did you enjoy your lunch break?"
She ran out of the lab and I never saw her again.
Arete said:Also, in my first year biology prac we were doing that swab the inside of your mouth and look at the cells under a microscope experiment, and a blonde up the back of the lab put her hand up and called the professor over.
Blonde: "What's that wiggly one there"
Professor:"That, my dear is a sperm cell. Did you enjoy your lunch break?"
She ran out of the lab and I never saw her again.
actually- that exact situation happened in one of my friends classes at school... so that is actually a true story!!!donthucktoflat said:a professor was telling his science class about substances that contain glucose and at the top of his list of glucose strength was semen. a blonde at the back of the room piped up and said
"well why doesn't it taste sweet then?"
immediately realising what she'd just said she went bright red and picked up her book and left the room. just as she was leaving, and with a totally straight face the professor replied
"because the taste receptors for sweet things are at the tip of your tongue, not at the back of your throat"
GOLD
... so you didnt witness it... and then along came somebody else with the exact same story... coincidence?fatkat said:actually- that exact situation happened in one of my friends classes at school... so that is actually a true story!!!donthucktoflat said:a professor was telling his science class about substances that contain glucose and at the top of his list of glucose strength was semen. a blonde at the back of the room piped up and said
"well why doesn't it taste sweet then?"
immediately realising what she'd just said she went bright red and picked up her book and left the room. just as she was leaving, and with a totally straight face the professor replied
"because the taste receptors for sweet things are at the tip of your tongue, not at the back of your throat"
GOLD
she was the class slut aswell!! hahaha so hilarious
Actually, when your biology professor is one one Australia's leading experts on human mating behavior (Dr David Briscoe), a lot of stuff like this goes ontu plang said:Arete said:Also, in my first year biology prac we were doing that swab the inside of your mouth and look at the cells under a microscope experiment, and a blonde up the back of the lab put her hand up and called the professor over.
Blonde: "What's that wiggly one there"
Professor:"That, my dear is a sperm cell. Did you enjoy your lunch break?"
She ran out of the lab and I never saw her again.
pre-class felatio? Damn, I should go to uni...Arete said:a lot of stuff like this goes on
i think i'm at the wrong uni... or at least doing the wrong course (Engineering 97% guys ).Rik said:pre-class felatio? Damn, I should go to uni...Arete said:a lot of stuff like this goes on
ahaha agreed!Dane said:i think i'm at the wrong uni... or at least doing the wrong course (Engineering 97% guys ).Rik said:pre-class felatio? Damn, I should go to uni...Arete said:a lot of stuff like this goes on
mate, Tourism Management.Arete said:Yeah, try 1st year anatomy. About 60% female, 480 18/19 year olds in the same lecture theatre...all learning human anatomy... that was the class it was in.