Preface of this, i got a new iPad last week to replace a broken one. I also mentioned to IT and the wife, these thighs are slippery as and should come with covers - so a week later I don't yet have a cover.
In the pissing Down rain in Chatswoo yesterday, getting some shit out of the boot, reached for the Bunnings umbrella, and the iPad in my left hand let go.
iPad hits the ground then slides along the road and straight into a stormwater drain. The kind with a metal grate and about 10 feet deep. What's worse is I can see it through the grates. Lonely iPad Air, face down with its Apple sign looking up at me.
Had to go to an appointment, when I came back I tried to remove the grates, no luck, then I figured I wouldn't be able to get back out anyway, then I see steel foot holds off to the left and try that grate - it moves!
Take off jacket, look inside car hoping to find some sacrificial shoes, shorts etc, find nothing but the wife's cardigan - no joy. In I go with work clothes, climb down, grab iPad from its home in amongst leaves and water, and climb back out.
No one is the busy street has even stopped to look, I get back in car and hope this adventure hasn't been for naught. Miracle, iPad lives