Knuckles
Lives under a bridge
Kids love bad uncle!
Uncle touchy?
Kids love bad uncle!
Uncle touchy?
haakons kids say some funny shit...but he doesn't understand.
I've got nothing to ad, but it did remind me of this beauty.
https://youtu.be/_RW_fIWuG2c
Was at a kids party on Saturday, had to take the five year old daughter to the toilet (her mother was too drunk to do it, WTF??). After she finished told her to wait while I had a leak. Heard the door open behind me, then "I'm going daddy, but don't worry, I'll shut the door, because if someone sees your penis, they might be disappointed..." :click:
Time to cut back mummy daughter time.
#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt
Hahahahahaha....... gold.Was at a kids party on Saturday, had to take the five year old daughter to the toilet (her mother was too drunk to do it, WTF??). After she finished told her to wait while I had a leak. Heard the door open behind me, then "I'm going daddy, but don't worry, I'll shut the door, because if someone sees your penis, they might be disappointed..." :click:
Time to cut back mummy daughter time.
#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt
Never worry that your child hasn't started talking, once they do, they don't shut up and your ego is fucked.Hahahahahaha....... gold.
Was at a kids party on Saturday, had to take the five year old daughter to the toilet (her mother was too drunk to do it, WTF??). After she finished told her to wait while I had a leak. Heard the door open behind me, then "I'm going daddy, but don't worry, I'll shut the door, because if someone sees your penis, they might be disappointed..." :click:
Time to cut back mummy daughter time.
#knuckleswasadrunkenchunt
Four year old daughter in the bath. "Daddy I don't wash with that soap because it makes my vulva itchy."
At least she's anatomically correct...