Vicious_Fishes
Banned
no snow between the kitchen & laundry, brilliant
villy said:The only joke around here is you
So they are all fine? But the womens rights one isnt? Smells like the pot calling the kettle black to me. I think we are all mature enough to realise they are only jokes.villy[I said:What do you do when the washing machine breaks?
Hit her.
Why don't women need watches?
Because theres a clock on the stove.[/I]
Brilliant, rest assure that I'd be reading something for a change.Zooke said:Am I allowed to keep going????
^^^Hehe, classic!Zooke said:A farm boy gets up early one morning and finds himself very
hungry. So he hurries downstairs to get his breakfast.
When he reaches the kitchen, he finds his mom already there.
"Not so fast, young man" she says; "You won't get breakfast
until you're chores are done!"
Perturbed, the boy stomps out of the house to do his chores.
On the way to the barn, he shoves the cow out of his way.
Then he kicks the rooster in his frustration. At the pig
pen, he pulls the sow's ears.
Finally he finishes his chores and returns to the kitchen to
get his breakfast.
His mom says, "I saw you shove the cow, and for that you
won't have milk for breakfast. I also saw you kick the
rooster; for that, no eggs. And I saw you pull the sow's
ears; for that, no bacon.
At that very moment, the little boy's Dad walks through the
door and trips over the cat. Pissed off, he kicks the cat
across the room.
The little boy looks up to his Mom and says, "Are you going
to tell him or am I?"
i here thatmpdowling said:do you know whats a joke?
Woman rights
Haha you saw that guy John Burgos too? He was hilarious. He was medditeranean/terrorist stereotype looking looking in appearance, making jokes about getting his own seat on the train and all those issues.t said:gee petrol prices are expensive, huh ..... apparently petrol sniffers are switching to coke.