Little Things You Hate

[Mr Crudley]

26-foot would have seriously fucked-up geometry. How the hell do you corner that thing?

Guilty as charged, the " is well hidden on that phone keyboard.

 

[pink poodle]

Wings for dinner at the pub...delicious they were, but who wants to eat with their hands in public? Never again!

 

[scblack]

Wings for dinner at the pub...delicious they were, but who wants to eat with their hands in public? Never again!

Unless it’s Crab, then it’s ok.

 

[Brow]

Unless it’s Crab, then it’s ok.

Or Ribs.

 

[pink poodle]

Or Ribs.

No way. If you can't eat them with a spoon something is wrong. Slow it down and let them slide off the bone.

LTIH: my local take away has shut down. It was a greasy old school number and the owner way very nice, and quite generous. Another party pinched her lease (I guess she didn't have an option on it) and are opening a vegetarian cafe. So much disappointment.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Unless it’s Crab, then it’s ok.

There is no easy nor clean way to eat crab.

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[Mr Crudley]

and are opening a vegetarian cafe. So much disappointment.

I'm sure you will adjust and be getting stuck into vegetarian treats before you know it.

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[droenn]

sounds like my kinda place! vegetarians are good looking folk!

 

[pink poodle]

I'm sure you will adjust and be getting stuck into vegetarian treats before you know it.

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I have a different plan...there is a good take away option across town. I'll just burn a few extra calories each time the burger urge rises.

sounds like my kinda place! vegetarians are good looking folk!

I can send you some photos of fat and ugly vegetarians if you like? I know too many of them.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Now we are all wondering why you have photos of fugly vegetarians. How did that happen or maybe best we don't know

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[pink poodle]

Don't ask. Don't tell.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Don't ask. Don't tell.

Well, it is a forum and all, but let's stick to what you mentioned for the good of the world.

You'll be soooo big on tofu in a few weeks and trying to remember what a 'burger' is anyhow. Onwards and upwards and all of that my Poodle friend.

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[pink poodle]

That is going to requite a very attractive and horny woman with incredibly low standards.

 

[safreek]

All the vegos around here are skinny sad looking fucks, barely a smile amongst a group of them.
Must be hard carrying the world in your shoulders

 

[droenn]

I don't vegetarian vs not has a lot do with that given the population baseline you're working with up* there.

* north of the latte belt

 

[pink poodle]

I suspect, but am happy to be wrong, that like the rest of our mostly unhealthy population there are healthy and unhealthy vegetarians. It is the curse of being Australian more than what for of life energy you consume.

 

[droenn]

Absolutely. (haven't touched meat, or my toes, in many years).

 

[pink poodle]

I touch my meat a lot. I can also touch my toes.

 

[born-again-biker]

Fourth crash in as many rides. Tore the skin off recently healed elbow, chunked-out my shin, handle bars nearly cracked a rib on the way out the front door. Front tyre burped badly, so I had to push the focker back home about 3 kms.
It's getting to be not-funny now. Confidence is officially affected.
Front HRII is buckled pretty badly.....I think it's time for a Minion....or a f#cking rain dance....

 

[Ultra Lord]

Time to take up yoga mate.

“hare krishna hare kri.........”