Little Things You Hate

pink poodle

Clinically Inane
Old people in cafes playing with their new phone tech...trying to figure out which ring tone is their favourite.







and Phil Collins.
 

pink poodle

Clinically Inane
I've got plenty of body hair. Have had so since high school. Doesn't phase me and hasn't cost me a night's fun in the company of a lady yet. But...just recently I have developed a tiny tuft, say 8 hairs, that sit right on the collar line of a tee shirt. One of them is about 2-3 inches long! Not sure whether to cut or leave it. Only other times I have removed body hair have been for charity or revenge (well cropped pubes can be discretely placed in many places).
 

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
I've got plenty of body hair. Have had so since high school. Doesn't phase me and hasn't cost me a night's fun in the company of a lady yet. But...just recently I have developed a tiny tuft, say 8 hairs, that sit right on the collar line of a tee shirt. One of them is about 2-3 inches long! Not sure whether to cut or leave it. Only other times I have removed body hair have been for charity or revenge (well cropped pubes can be discretely placed in many places).
Harvest it. Make a shirt
 

pink poodle

Clinically Inane
Magpies and plovers can move over and make way for the butcher bird! On the way to work, sitting at trainstationthe fucker swoops me again! Whack to the head. Lucky I'm wearing my epic snap back of protection.

Bastard swoops me 2 more times while typing. Im going to find his nest and make an omelette.
 

funkymonkey

Likes Dirt
On Topic...

Plovers. Stupid birds that lay their eggs on a football field frequented by 260 kids a day...

I live onsite nearby said football field and listen to their stupid shrieks all night. I move eggs daily to avoid kids getting swooped, then the bastards abandon their eggs.

Stupid pricks.
 
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eastie

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Harley-Davidson conventions. Poor designed, poorly tuned pieces of shite, with non conformist owners who conform to the stereotype set for them. Knuckle up vietnam princesses if you dont like hearing it how it is...

My usual international diplomacy skills are worthless in the backblock high desert of nevada.
 
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steve24

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Harley-Davidson conventions. Poor designed, poorly tuned pieces of shite, with non conformist owners who conform to the stereotype set for them. Knuckle up vietnam princesses if you dont like hearing it how it is...

My usual international diplomacy skills are worthless in the backblock high desert of nevada.
I am not a huge Harley fan but the only motor cycle to travel to every country on earth is a Harley (ridden by an Aussie couple), I think it clocked over 400000km- same engine rebuilt a few times.
 

eastie

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Like my grandfathers axe, few different handles, couple of different heads.... Same great old axe. I hate the sheep conformity of non conformist guys that should know better.

Thankfully I had an ex pacific fleet commander with me to keep me in check, out of jail and in one piece.
 
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Dales Cannon

Adminerotic
Staff member
Like my grandfathers axe, few different handles, couple of different heads.... Same great old axe. I hate the sheep conformity of non conformist guys that should know better.

Thankfully I had an ex pacific fleet commander with me to keep me in check, out of jail and in one piece.
How's the cat?
 

kbekus

Likes Dirt
Cursing and hating on my '92 Subaru Liberty for the last 6 months 'cos the cruise control packed it in. Finally bothered to Google the issue and found that it was due to a crappy little plastic 'plug' that sits in the clutch pedal that had failed - it sits there and presses against a switch so that the cruise is deactivated when you depress the pedal. Why on earth do they make it out of plastic?

Consequently LTIL replacing said plastic plug with a tek screw with the head ground down slightly :)

And soon to come to the fuckwits thread how a bodged cruise control fix ended in a fireball at the side of the highway.
 
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