Asshole roadies. In pink socks.
Commuting to work this morning on the Bay Run in Sydney, which is a shared path - walkers, dogs, prams etc . Do a gumby shift and drop chain. Pull over to fix it. Hop on bike, check behind me, indicate left, start pedalling and moving over to the left of the path.
Asshole roadie comes round the corner at warp speed. Shouts 'LEFT!' as if that will make a difference when I'm only just getting going and swerves around me without slowing down. Then proceeds to crap on about my headphones and pretends an alien is birthing out of his ears as he maintains his form up Lilyfield rd.
If you're reading this, I heard you d@#khead. Just keep telling yourself that everyone else is the reason your not pro.
Ps bright pink socks, just like the shirts, tell everyone you're a tosser.
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