Little Things You Hate
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slowmick
38-39"
So you haven't moved to Lara then?
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I get some cars, some buses, some trucks...but I also get horns from the big ships. I like that one. I also like only staggering about 20m for coffee. Needed it pretty bad today! Worked all weekend at the bogan fiesta (v8 Race) lugging beers, ice, and similar up the piss steps (beach side steps that cop a lot of urine at night) and handing out tins to the merry crowd of fucktards easily entertained by vroooooooooom. I did choose to exchange my time for money though. I don't think I will again. Here's to an increase in prosperity to assist in that wish.
City living isn't too bad if you enjoy things. I'd post a pic of my new neighbourhood if only I could work out how small the images need to be! Seems 1MB might be the magic number...
Plank'o'panties; didn't you just whip up a sweet track for the kids?
City living isn't too bad if you enjoy things. I'd post a pic of my new neighbourhood if only I could work out how small the images need to be! Seems 1MB might be the magic number...
Plank'o'panties; didn't you just whip up a sweet track for the kids?
steve jobs' pancreas
Eats Squid
City living can suck my hairy ball sack, all manner of clamoring cunce makes me stabby.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
You would fit in just fine in my old hood. Choose your stabbing weapon:
- Blunt rusty fishing knife
- Cheapest steak knife at 24 hour Coles
- Broken bottle
- Syringe
Apparently dildo stabbings have really dropped off since I moved.
steve jobs' pancreas
Eats Squid
I like to shank with a spork
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Splade vs spork showdown!
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
When defending yourself against accusations of hipsterism gets harder....
https://www.haakon.com.sg/
https://www.haakon.com.sg/
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Fuck off with the word "authentic". What an over used parody of itself it has become!
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I thought my days of police harassment were over. Then I went to Gosford. Fuck Gosford and fuck the stupid police there.
And to the halfwit in the blue uniform, just because you didn't see me tap my opal card doesn't mean I didn't. Next time try some manners rather than being a daft ignorant prick and I might not mouth off at you. Fucking loosers. #stillpissed
And to the halfwit in the blue uniform, just because you didn't see me tap my opal card doesn't mean I didn't. Next time try some manners rather than being a daft ignorant prick and I might not mouth off at you. Fucking loosers. #stillpissed
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I'm generally against capital and corporal punishment, but in some very special instances...why is it these people tend to listen to the shittest, blandest, crap as.well?
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Asshole roadies. In pink socks.
Commuting to work this morning on the Bay Run in Sydney, which is a shared path - walkers, dogs, prams etc . Do a gumby shift and drop chain. Pull over to fix it. Hop on bike, check behind me, indicate left, start pedalling and moving over to the left of the path.
Asshole roadie comes round the corner at warp speed. Shouts 'LEFT!' as if that will make a difference when I'm only just getting going and swerves around me without slowing down. Then proceeds to crap on about my headphones and pretends an alien is birthing out of his ears as he maintains his form up Lilyfield rd.
If you're reading this, I heard you d@#khead. Just keep telling yourself that everyone else is the reason your not pro.
Ps bright pink socks, just like the shirts, tell everyone you're a tosser.
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Commuting to work this morning on the Bay Run in Sydney, which is a shared path - walkers, dogs, prams etc . Do a gumby shift and drop chain. Pull over to fix it. Hop on bike, check behind me, indicate left, start pedalling and moving over to the left of the path.
Asshole roadie comes round the corner at warp speed. Shouts 'LEFT!' as if that will make a difference when I'm only just getting going and swerves around me without slowing down. Then proceeds to crap on about my headphones and pretends an alien is birthing out of his ears as he maintains his form up Lilyfield rd.
If you're reading this, I heard you d@#khead. Just keep telling yourself that everyone else is the reason your not pro.
Ps bright pink socks, just like the shirts, tell everyone you're a tosser.
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pink poodle
気が狂っている男
You know those days where you really want to hit up a ride, but fuck it's hot and sticky? Then you go and take a shit. Not just any shit either, a monster! A shit that by itself would drain all your energy out...but the bathroom is in support as it is really fucking humid and poorly ventilated so you end up laying on the lounge asking yourself "what would hemmingway do?" and you still can't figure it out? Well that seems to be this afternoons new game plan...maybe I shouldn't have carb loaded at lunch quite so heavily.
Beej1
Senior Member
You would think the weight drop worth several thousand dollars of carbon componentry would be enough to want to get out and ride.
But no. It isn't. It really isn't.
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
LTIH - working for the public service where any personal time at all on a work trip (and I mean even an extra day before the meetings in Europe to get over the jet lag so you are actually productive...) is strictly banned.
Unless you're a politician of course...