Funny stuff my kid says

tobbogonist

a registered member
I dont have kids but..
Last week a small boy came into work and hi fived everyone but me. Just left me hanging. All the fellas thought it was hilarious. Several minutes later I was called over the PA. I walked up the front and there was the small boy with his arms crossed refusing to leave. He saw me and ran over.. bam! massive hi five.
'All done mum' he said, dusted his hands and walked out of the building.

Seriously made me almost reconsider having kids..
 

tubby74

Likes Dirt
7 year old has gotten right into maps of late, so topic of conversation was whether Hudson bay is really a bay or a gulf. I think he still hasn't figured out dad doesn't know everything, he certainly expected me to know that.
 

FigBo0T

Puts verniers on his headtube
7 year old has gotten right into maps of late, so topic of conversation was whether Hudson bay is really a bay or a gulf. I think he still hasn't figured out dad doesn't know everything, he certainly expected me to know that.
You might have to take him to Canada to figure it out.
 

stirk

Wheel size expert
I had a WTF moment just now when I overheard my 10 year old son comment on his home work assignment and said, "so, this is my success criteria, cool"

I felt like I was at work listening to jargon buzzword bingo, but no this is the new norm in school now!
 

Oddjob

Wheel size expert
I had a WTF moment just now when I overheard my 10 year old son comment on his home work assignment and said, "so, this is my success criteria, cool"

I felt like I was at work listening to jargon buzzword bingo, but no this is the new norm in school now!
No wonder we are slipping in the PISA tests.



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