It's not weird at all, everyone does it but no one admits it..... right..... right? kinda like having a crush on your sister, everyone has one but no one says anything..... am i right or am i right!Thats a bit weird dood
Haha ha god you're fuckedwhen your wank den is filled with countless mountain bike magazines and there's hardened kleenex tissues pouring out of the bin and onto the floor, but you just don't give a shit because splodging all over the latest Saint Gear review felt so good
I had to look 'cawk' up on Urban dictionary - top voted definition:When you continually fuck your seat tube in hope that you'll make bike babies, and despite the scrapes and burns down your cawk you are persistent with your penetrative cadence
Please don't feed the animals..I had to look 'cawk' up on Urban dictionary - top voted definition:
Aka cock but more readily used as a prefix to "n balls" or "n bawls". As in cock and balls, refering to the male ramming stick and hand luggage.
'Let your brother play with your cawk 'n' balls, don't be shy!'
My dad is a poet, he must have wrote that, that's precisely what he used to say!!!I had to look 'cawk' up on Urban dictionary - top voted definition:
'Let your brother play with your cawk 'n' balls, don't be shy!'
And there I was, spending a good few hours at the youies with you, just the two of us, and all this while... who'd have known.My dad is a poet, he must have wrote that, that's precisely what he used to say!!!
notice how i always rode behind you........And there I was, spending a good few hours at the youies with you, just the two of us, and all this while... who'd have known.
They reckon Martin Bryant was a lovely bloke aswell..
You see on another bike forum (side note:three regular forums visited, two are bike forums) a thread about how to get off a stuck pedal, immediately consider referring to RB epic thread.You reminisce about the "Oh god, pedals are stuck" thread.
Not cycling but I definitely went and weighed more pairs of ski and snowboard boots with my arms than any person alive after my shoulder reco.you know your a cyclist when after fracturing and dislocating your shoulder your doing
physio exercises in your favourite bike shop while looking at new parts !
If I don't look after it, my ITB takes revenge like a woman scorned.You realise that your ITB is real, has been ignored for a long time, and is out exact sweet revenge.